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SANTORUM - Mmmm...now THAT's frothy!




YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP - John McCain “Doesn’t Understand” Torture - Rick Santorum




WHAT I LEARNED IN AFGHANISTAN - Is that theocratic states are pure tyranny.




CONSERVATIVES - Ensuring a Liberal victory one speech at a time.




FRONTRUNNER -




HOLY CRAP! - They weren't joking.




QUOTE - Is the "Vice President" job open?




SO THE CHOICE 'IS' BETWEEN PRO-CHOICE OR BELIEVING IN YOUR WORD? - As a conservative then, I think my choice 'is' Santorum.


TAGS: romney santorum abortion flip michigan
Rating: 5/5


ROMNEY:"I DON'T LIKE NASCAR. BUT I GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE OWNERS." - Mitt Romney is, you know, just like any common working guy. (Like owners, Mitt? Well then you should like Santorum... ...he just "owned" you)


TAGS: romney santorum nascar detroit michigani
Rating: 4/5

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RonaldReagan - December 13, 2013, 11:09 am
Santorum should've won. I said it then and I say it now.


“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS USE PINK BALLS - You’re not gonna use the pink ball. We’re not gonna let you do that. Not on camera.




OCCUPIER -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -


TAGS: santorum said the same thing
Rating: 3/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:30 pm
You said that just like a 47%er
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:45 pm
That quote is one of the ages.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 5:40 pm
I do believe Santorum was talking a couple of people who visit this website. *Wink wink*
GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 11:59 pm
Sounds like he summed up how bam bam got elected...


RICK SANTORUM - Thinks about gay sex more than gay people do ....




RICK SANTORUM - "I told you!--Freedom has nothing to do with my campaign. Now take this down immediately!"




THE UFO NUTS WERE WRONG - Bush was no reptilian. That's Santorums bloodline




GOP -




A frothy mix -


TAGS: santorum science needsl a towel
Rating: 4.58/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 12, 2015, 7:00 pm
5Ls =p


Another Jihadi Home For the Wayward -


TAGS: pope francis santorum rick climate change
Rating: 4.56/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 20, 2015, 2:06 pm
you don’t like? Awww, just suck it up lolcow. :D
rebeccaolsen - June 20, 2015, 2:05 pm
If it makes you feel better,you were right about one thing:IT IS your "decision"#77384 how you choose to payoff your karmic debt for a lifetime of trolling.Rather than man up about it,you foolishly decided it's better to be our lolcow.How's that our prob?
rebeccaolsen - June 20, 2015, 1:56 pm
As far as your “reputation” goes, we don’t expect you to be honest about it.We expect you to let your personality disorder keep getting the better of you.You are the gift that keeps on giving.
rebeccaolsen - June 20, 2015, 1:55 pm
But that armor has a massive chink in it- if you state nothing so you can defend anything, you might protect your ego but you do so at the expense of your spine.
rebeccaolsen - June 20, 2015, 1:55 pm
The"ignoring others”tic(#76501)is a popular strategy youve used before.You only say things like that as insecure defensive armor so that no one can question you when you troll.But you still respond to us indirectly through your posters and comments to OTC
rebeccaolsen - June 20, 2015, 1:55 pm
Dont like it?I I LOVE it! :D Obviously I wanted to prove(a)you werent really ignoring me and(b)I could get you to fold in your trolling strategy.That’s why I kept on you,and kept replying to your passive-aggressive retorts to me in your comments to others
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 20, 2015, 8:54 am
you don't like it? Awww, just suck it up b***ercup.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 20, 2015, 8:53 am
That's the problem with you trolls. I don't have, nor do I wish to have, a reputation for anything on this site. You, on the other hand, have a reputation for being a nasty troll. As far as ignoring or not ignoring you, I make that decision, not you.
rebeccaolsen - June 20, 2015, 2:51 am
Of course you have nothing left to say :) You cornered yourself with (A) your own BS and (B)by being deeply wounded over your reputation as someone who blew it.At least you had enough dignity not to deny that your threat to ignore me was spineless.TTFN :D
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 20, 2015, 1:51 am
You started out with total bs: "I thought" - lolololol, I haven't seen a comment from you where you put any thought into it. lololol. You are really hilarious!
rebeccaolsen - June 19, 2015, 9:46 pm
Your pile of BS surrounding your own "hypocrisy" is taller than my horse, take a deep breath before you stroke out.
rebeccaolsen - June 19, 2015, 9:43 pm
I thought you were supposed to be "avoiding me"?#76501 :D You cant tell me what to do,hun.What makes you think Im gonna give a s**t about your demands when you lack moral authority and personal integrity.You cant even stick to your OWN principles in#76501
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 19, 2015, 8:22 pm
You sh** yourself in the foot hypocrite. Why don't you just admit it and move on like a normal person would do?
rebeccaolsen - June 19, 2015, 11:54 am
On #77310, you might have a point if you weren't "a hypocrite" yourself - thoroughly defiled by your chronic dishonesty and penchance for trolling. So, I think the Old Testament God will forgive us for defending ourselves. And, of course, #77311 again :D
rebeccaolsen - June 19, 2015, 11:44 am
So I'm your Queen, yep...sounds good. :D I thought you were supposed to be "ignoring me", EM?(#76501) :) Don't worry, I always take good care of my possessions -ahem- #OWNED EM'S B.uttons and sociopathy 'again' FTL
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 19, 2015, 11:02 am
Here's hypocrisy for you: You making a "point" that I attacked the author instead of the poster by attacking me instead of the substance of my comment. Hypocrite much? Yes, you do!
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 19, 2015, 11:01 am
Her highness, the queen of trolls commenting on other people being trolls?!? That's rich! Case in Point: any posting that you make.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 19, 2015, 7:15 am
According to Snopes, the Pope has a título in chemistry from the Escuela Técnica Industrial No. 12. A título really represents something beyond our high-school diploma, something akin a certificate from a community college in the U.S."
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 11:33 am
YOURHYPOCRISY FTL Gollum :)
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 11:32 am
Besides, Misery enjoys company, right? ie. If you really believe others are "trolling you" then you should admire it, since that is pretty much all you ever do. Case in point - Instead of critiquing the poster, you went after the author of it.#76846
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 11:29 am
Hey, don't speak for everyone. I dunno, I and a few others are finding it pretty funny over on our end :) Especially the part where you get all worked up over it and then deny it, hun. I like watching Guest818 make you do tricks. He has you well trained.
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:24 am
Atta boy, Bubbles. We were worried the other night when you ran off. Here's another peanut.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 11:18 am
I don't know if it's just distortion or if your record is skipping, but your trite attempts at humor are getting pretty old and boring now, troll.
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:11 am
looks like your b.uttons were pushed again....Gollum. ^.^
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 12:39 am
Since you are now using the Pope's word as the truth, you must be against g** marriage too. The Pope has spoken out in favor of traditional marriage and against g** marriage repeatedly.


Google his name for a good laugh -


TAGS: rick santorum intelligent design denier
Rating: 4.38/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 5:12 pm
:)
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 5:11 pm
*tag* Know your roll, Rebecca X-D www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlYRJOW-JD4
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 5:09 pm
*tag* D'amn right, Hulkster. Tag-team wrestling FTW! :)
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 5:06 pm
*tag* What she said. X-D
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:49 pm
Uh, thank you? lol Don't ever change, jobber. WE like you just the way you are. :)
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:48 pm
...Your latest conspiracy theory is we're all part of a tag team federation of libs trying to throw you out of the ring.But every Pro-Wrestling soap opera needs its heel.In your quest to takeout Faux (e.g's#77067-#77069),you volunteered to be our "jobber"
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:40 pm
As for the rest,changing your composure now and your tactics dont erase or cover up your dozens of prior rageful comments,as much as you wish you could.The internet's nice that way,hun :) It was clear u blew your top over this site,and ruled by your anger
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:34 pm
Speaking of falsehoods - Meltdowns like #76630 and #76712 (and many like them) are proof against your Point Three.
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:32 pm
Speaking of falsehoods - Comments like #76846, and #76876 (and many like them) are proof against your Point Two.
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:30 pm
Speaking of falsehoods - Your emotional angry meltdown in #76992 is proof against your Point One.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 4:24 pm
It's a cheap ploy to use the false but.tons claim to distract from an argument, but commonly used by people here who can't put up a sound argument.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 4:22 pm
pushed on this site. I don't take it seriously enough to allow that to happen.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 4:22 pm
There are a few falsehoods in your comment: 1. I don't hate science, I use science to dispel bogus arguments where people like you claim theories are anything other than conjecture. 2. I don't troll anyone, I get trolled 3. My but.tons have never been
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 3:38 pm
cheers, EM. Have a good one X-D
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 3:38 pm
And,again,how does that(or really, anything you’ve been saying)change anything,or the fact that you blew it?LOL You hate science and use it to troll others you dont like.People like me see through it ;-) SO WHAT if that pushes your bu.ttons? Not my prob
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:40 pm
He represents everything that is wrong with the human race, in my opinion.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:35 pm
cheers, fauxnews. Have a good one ;-)
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:35 pm
propositions that are regarded as reporting matters of actual fact.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:34 pm
See your comments #76594, #76587, #76573, #76570 where you continuously called MMCC a theory. Dictionary definition of theory: a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural and subject to experimentation, in contrast to well-established
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 1:17 pm
Cheers Zeitguy. Have a good one, mate. ;-)
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 1:17 pm
What's funny, Zeit, is that because deniers are unable to understand the science,they think it invalidates it.What it does validate,however,is their inability(unwillingness?)to expand the understanding of the planet they live on (bubble they live in?) :-)
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 12:08 pm
And the whole frothy mix thing is very disconcerting. :)
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 12:00 pm
And BTW Rick Santorum is a complete imbecile and represents everything that is wrong with the Republican Party. (But that is just an opinion.)
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 11:38 am
I'm guessing you are confusing scientific theory with conjecture. A commin ploy used to deny that which is non conforming to your preconceived conceptions.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 11:24 am
Are you saying that it's no longer a theory?
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 11:17 am
The one side of the overwhelming scientific community is settled. Idiot politicians and gullible pundits act like there still is a debate.
ipaprime - June 11, 2015, 9:51 am
I said there is no proof on either side. But it seems one side considers the science "settled". HMM where have we heard that refrain from?
guest818 - June 10, 2015, 11:14 am
I just caught your title - "Google his name for a good laugh" I looked up the definition of his name and it is indeed funny (i.e. joke) ^_^
Zeitguy - June 10, 2015, 9:57 am
Ah the tired argument of no proof of existence. The fall back illogical discourse when there is no evidence. I believe in Thor, prove me wrong.
ipaprime - June 10, 2015, 9:15 am
There is no "proof" against or for intelligent design just opinions.


someone much more powerful than a handful of conservative politicians has been lobbying the Vatican over the Pope’s climate change message: Exxon Mobil. -


TAGS: santorum pope inhofe climate change
Rating: 4.25/5

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Zeitguy - June 30, 2015, 12:04 am
Santorum, the same foamy mix of righteous republican fetid discharge.
Cyberhagen - June 28, 2015, 12:09 pm
I'll not argue with you here.. Santorum is an idiot.


Homophobe -




I scream, you scream -


TAGS: rick santorum icecream cone meme
Rating: 1.44/5

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calron - April 11, 2015, 4:14 pm
Maybe you should try pointing out how several of the homo***uality obsessed republicans turned out to be secretly g**.


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